16: No Calls

huh?

Tornadoes are good for America because that if they didn't exist, National Security's domestic department would be bored right now. 

Tornadoas are good for america! Contry musik and and tornados, taths wath america is known for and we all agre tath tornadoes are the lesser of two evils

how does lloyd sleep then?

All these time i have being agreeing with Penalty but sadly, tornodoes are there, why not just move away from the tornedoes so tornodoes wont just popup out from nowhere messing your property up.
Plus what is there to be destroy when there is nothing on along the tornadoes' path, amirite?

Tornadoes is good, why, coz it's mother nature..

tornado's are good because well .... i don't know

Okay... well... How could tornados be GOOD? They don't help us in any way they just, you know, destroy stuff.

Clearly, tornadoes only affect the weak. Tornadoes make America stronger!

you need more craigs.
they're good-eggs
amirite?

I'm a huge lover of nite fite but this is really starting to become sad The episodes are getting worse by the week and this was just a really sad attempt. C'mon guys, I know you got better that this. Keep up the good fite... NITE FITE

The weather destroys American lives, ergo it is anti-American!  Rock on, Penalty!

TERRY !!  TERRY!!  TERRY!!

lol Tornadoes...I can't wait for the lobster one next week. XD

We need tornadoes like we need wildfires in over grown forests. It's a cycle, a forest grows, burns to ash, from the ash grows yet another forest and so on and so forth.

Terry is funny. 

I'd like to draw attention to the fact that Lloyd never even used the word "tornadoes" in that episode. Penalty's putting words in his mouth! You can't properly accuse Lloyd of doing something if he never even said it...

Doesn't Frostys make a milkshake called a Tornado? And am I mistaken, or isn't there a hockey team in Texas called the Tornados? I am with Lloyd then, since both fattening milkshakes and inappropriately named NHL teams are hurting America.

Yeah! Shake up the style of living people have became accustomed to once in a while.

I agree with Lloyd for the exact reasons SgtHydra said!

Keep up the good fight everyone!

tornadose killed ma dog.
that aint good at awull

Of course Tornadoes are good for America.

They are apart of the natural order of things. Apart of the American way. We can't control our weather systems. Not only is that socialist, but has already been proved unaffective, and downright dangerous, in the Soviet Union.

They tried to control their weather WITH A GIANT SPACE MIRROR! Truefax....

And look where it got them.

Keep up the Good Fite, Lloyd. America needs your guidance.

Good work lloyd! Always leading the path to a better tomorrow.

Wait... what? Tornadoes?

hrmmm, ummm....great episode guys? some real strong thoughts there. bravo.
but seriously you guys can do way better then that. that was like a sorry excuse to be original. i dont find it worked out to well. so my point is that you guys can make a hilarious show while still pushing some serious issues. it can be done. NITE FITE!

I gott stick with Penalty on this one, though I like Llyod's enthusiasm for taking the side of Tornadoes being good. For one thing, they teach you to get the hell out of the area next time, and to be a little smarter for the first timers. Other than that, I gotta say that Tornadoes do nothing but destroy shit and cost our country a fortune. It's absolutely ridiculous. Lloyd, what DID they do to you in the hospital??!...

Nice topic, nice/brave caller, keep up the FITE!

Tornadoes? Good for America? Or...good for anything for that matter? Lloyd, what did they do to you in the hospital? You could've had that talking problem fixed up too. Man I woulda loved to call in and hear your reasoning for that one. At least Terry got some more screen time than just pushing a button, hah.